Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

Ask me about how I can save you a ton of fucks   A place where I put things I enjoy, and have fun with.
Also sometimes things that cause me to be sad.
Also sometimes things that cause other intense emotions, like hunger, or milk coming out of my nose.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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— 1 hour ago with 78959 notes

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

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— 1 hour ago with 232725 notes

poeltergeist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pleatedjeans:

21 Reasons Leslie Nielsen Was a National Treasure

Police Squad and the Naked Gun films never fail to make me cackle :D

True Comedy God

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— 1 hour ago with 11652 notes

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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— 2 hours ago with 155724 notes

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

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— 2 hours ago with 26609 notes

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

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— 3 hours ago with 8030 notes

…and I always will be.

(Source: hazellncaster, via doctorwho)

— 7 hours ago with 17762 notes

When ever anyone says “One thing led to another and now…” always cut in with “That’s how world war 1 started 100 years ago!”

— 7 hours ago with 3 notes
#100 years ago today to be exact