Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

Ask me about how I can save you a ton of fucks   A place where I put things I enjoy, and have fun with.
Also sometimes things that cause me to be sad.
Also sometimes things that cause other intense emotions, like hunger, or milk coming out of my nose.

faun-songs:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

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my sexuality

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comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Kirk Fox. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Kirk Fox. Watch the full clip here

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— 2 days ago with 820 notes
cronvirus:

the sailor moon reboot is looking pretty great

cronvirus:

the sailor moon reboot is looking pretty great

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— 3 days ago with 309 notes

trebled-negrita-princess:

bodacious-poopookittyfuck:

sweetdreamsaremadeofjollof:

sancophaleague:

We have to be the biggest promoters of our own stories.  Can’t  depend on CNN to promote inspiring black stories. Just wanted to share this story.

“Graduating from university is normally an occasion for a family get-together.
And this was certainly a big celebration for the Ogunsanya quadruplets who were handed their well-deserved degrees from the same university on the same day.

The 23-year-old quads, identical sisters and the oldest by four minutes, Toks and Temi Ogunsanya, and identical brothers, Tobi and Tolu, graduated from Warwick University with Master Degrees.



And there was not a jot of sibling rivalry as all four have landed jobs in the City already.

Toks graduated with anMEng in manufacturing and engineering and Temi, Tobi and Tolu all gained an MSC in management from Warwick Business School.

‘The fact we all chose to study at the University of Warwick was a natural decision,’ says Tobi, who thinks a bit of sibling rivalry is essential for success.

‘We are a close-knit family and were all attracted by the strength of the courses on offer.

‘We all gravitated to similar courses because we’ve always been interested in business and management and our father is a successful businessman in Nigeria.’



The quads, originally from Lagos, Nigeria, have been living in the UK since the age of seven when they began boarding schools. Since leaving university they have all landed top city jobs.

Toks is due to start working for RBS in London later this year, Temi, who interned at Santander over the summer, has been offered a permanent position with the bank, and Tolu is due to start working for one of the ‘Big 4’ accountancy firms in the City.

‘Our parents are four times as proud of us,’ added Tobi, who is mulling over two offers from two major City firms.

‘They’ve supported us financially and have encouraged us all the way - without their help we wouldn’t be here today.’ “

Source (DailyMail.com/UKnews)



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#sancophaleague 

look at the african excellence, y’all. everything na quadruple, druple.

<3333333

Making this one of my long term goals.

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I promised my boyfriend baby krogan playing in the water with floaties.

I promised my boyfriend baby krogan playing in the water with floaties.

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frankaccino:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)&lt;3


Yes, I drink coke. :) &lt;3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)&lt;3


Yes, I use paper towels :)&lt;3


Yes, I use lamps :)&lt;3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)&lt;3

one is not like the others

yeah the lamp guy needs to go

frankaccino:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah the lamp guy needs to go

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uptowncheapskate:

jebadia451:

uptowncheapskate:

I feel cute tonight ❤️❤️❤️

Who the fuck is staring through the window

holy fucking shit I’m calling the police

uptowncheapskate:

jebadia451:

uptowncheapskate:

I feel cute tonight ❤️❤️❤️

Who the fuck is staring through the window

holy fucking shit I’m calling the police

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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

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realindevelopment:

she doesn’t care
whether or not he’s an island

cake italian leather sofa

— 4 days ago with 229 notes

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

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shipppphappens:

Don’t you dare talk to me about waiting outside a box, because that is nothing, Rory.


 

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

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