Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

Ask me about how I can save you a ton of fucks   A place where I put things I enjoy, and have fun with.
Also sometimes things that cause me to be sad.
Also sometimes things that cause other intense emotions, like hunger, or milk coming out of my nose.

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via thefrogman)

— 4 hours ago with 210549 notes

loish:

theartofanimation:

Lois van Baarle

wowwww, thanks so much for featuring my work! almost 13,000 notes?! 0___0 i’m so flattered! this definitely makes up for a few hellish days of raging flu.

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— 4 hours ago with 50547 notes

infamousjunkie:

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

100% accurate to me in the morning

(via afangirlsfantasy)

— 9 hours ago with 81882 notes

theblacklacedandy:

bead-bead:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

And to think my proposals amount to the foot of my grandparents’ driveway because he wanted freakier nookie, and his grandma’s back porch after he heard the song ‘fixer upper’ during Frozen.

(via afangirlsfantasy)

— 10 hours ago with 227754 notes

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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Jeremy! We had an appointment. Did you forget me? I have been waiting in the cold Jeremy!

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— 10 hours ago with 284008 notes

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

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Jeremy! We had an

(via awesomejameez)

— 10 hours ago with 284008 notes

nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

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— 11 hours ago with 421922 notes

Horoscope

Aries:We're no strangers to love
Taurus:You know the rules and so do I
Gemini:A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Cancer:You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Leo:I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Virgo:Gotta make you understand
Libra:Never gonna give you up
Scorpio:Never gonna let you down
Sagittarius:Never gonna run around and desert you
Capricorn:Never gonna make you cry
Aquarius:Never gonna say goodbye
Pisces:Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
— 12 hours ago with 7173 notes