Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
(Source: mintyboob, via afangirlsfantasy)
"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."
gotta ask the locals for directions
EXCUSE can direct the park wher oldfolk throw a seed upon grounb ever day? Yes which is the parg can gain most snack? Has it the treems? Can situpost bench to becom the loaf?
The guy in the back looks confused too
homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb
THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????
“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”
Thank you science side of tumblr
also do u realise how rare this is omg
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
Why is the number of sex partners so important for some people to know
Like why do you even care
Every time you have sex with someone you have sex with everyone that persin has been with. And a lifetime of watching television and being a slave to societal pressures has made me feel like I gotta chatch ‘em all.