Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

Ask me about how I can save you a ton of fucks   A place where I put things I enjoy, and have fun with.
Also sometimes things that cause me to be sad.
Also sometimes things that cause other intense emotions, like hunger, or milk coming out of my nose.

barnapkins:

Frito and the Tramp #bostonterrier

(Source: vine.co, via fuckyeahbostonterriers)

— 5 hours ago with 145 notes

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob, via afangirlsfantasy)

— 5 hours ago with 596866 notes

chubbyfury6:

jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

Perfect use of gif xD

(Source: pleatedjeans, via awesomejameez)

— 5 hours ago with 164326 notes

outofcontextdnd:

"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."

— 5 hours ago with 3033 notes

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

(via sisteviator)

— 6 hours ago with 205119 notes
importantbirds:


gotta ask the locals for directions

EXCUSE can direct the park wher oldfolk throw a seed upon grounb ever day?  Yes which is the parg can gain most snack?  Has it the treems? Can situpost bench to becom the loaf?

importantbirds:

gotta ask the locals for directions

EXCUSE can direct the park wher oldfolk throw a seed upon grounb ever day?  Yes which is the parg can gain most snack?  Has it the treems? Can situpost bench to becom the loaf?

(via sisteviator)

— 6 hours ago with 265 notes
yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

(via awesomejameez)

— 6 hours ago with 384171 notes
syrupysyrup asked: I want to put my finger in your butt


Answer:

awesomejameez:

ohitsliyah:

dicksplit:

😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed to hard at this

lmao

— 6 hours ago with 41 notes
lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr
also do u realise how rare this is omg

lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr

also do u realise how rare this is omg

(via lyliumxwolfxchild)

— 11 hours ago with 353751 notes

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via lyliumxwolfxchild)

— 11 hours ago with 25750 notes

drunk-v3gan:

Why is the number of sex partners so important for some people to know

Like why do you even care

Every time you have sex with someone you have sex with everyone that persin has been with. And a lifetime of watching television and being a slave to societal pressures has made me feel like I gotta chatch ‘em all.

(via awesomejameez)

— 11 hours ago with 216 notes